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Riverside Inn’s Ghost Steals, Returns Painting
Garrison's ghost pulls one last prank before Riverside Inn closes forever Ozark, MO—Local haunt Howard Garrison played a final prank on the owners of the Riverside Inn this week by removing belongings...
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Allergy Sufferers “Trumpet” Opening Of Botanical Center
A visitor to the Botanical Center sneezes his approval Springfield, MO – The Springfield-Greene County Botanical Center opened this month to a resounding “AAAACHHHOOOOO.” The Center was dedicated...
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Halloween…
I love this time of year…the cool, crisp fall air, the turning of the leaves and, yes, the lone fall holiday…Halloween. Things have changed a bit over the years. This holiday used to be about hanging...
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Record High for Ozark Haunted House Foreclosures
Ghost mourns the loss of a house to haunt Springfield MO- Haunted house foreclosures in the Ozarks are at an all-time high leaving various ghouls, ghost and other creatures of the night homeless....
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Halloween Office Party Was “Totally Crazy”
Before the office party got really weird Springfield, MO- According to several sources, the office Halloween party at McMerchant Accounting Firm was somewhere between “totally crazy” and “off da...
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Squash Seized, Slashed, and Smashed for Shocking Samhain Ceremony
Pumpkin found smashed after hours of torture Dateline Springfield: Welcome back listeners. That was Macy Wallace with her new jazz hit, “City Lights.” We now interrupt this regularly schedule program...
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Alien Enjoys Zoo’s Spooktacular
UFO pilot brings baby to zoo Springfield, Mo – Dickerson Park Zoo confirmed the existence of alien life forms this week as one landed and participated in the annual Halloween Spooktacular celebration....
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Parents Increase Candy Tax This Halloween
Dad enjoying kid’s candy Springfield, MO – Local parents have increased the cost of chaperoning their children during the candy gathering season known colloquially as Halloween. The parental imposed...
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Lost Man Eats Friend to Survive Corn Maze
Cannibalism in the corn maze South of Springfield, MO – Local buddies Matt Roppen and Jeremy Koffrot had planned to enjoy a scary experience at Campbell’s Farm’s haunted maze and came away with an...
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Child Preparing to Hide Candy from Parents
No tricks this year, only treats Springfield, MO – According to playground conversations, 2nd grader Lanie Post is actively putting into motion a plan to keep the best tasting candy out of her parent’s...
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